Humbled to announce: a place to be funny again.

I tried to be funny on LinkedIn. Once. Signed up as Fish Slapping-Dance, with the byline #KrilledtoAnnounce. Was kicked off and blocked for 12 months. Finally a place that accepts me.

ELLOOO THEREEEE

Dear nixers, I'm in Berlin and would happy to catch up with anyone in the area over the weekend. If you have ideas of what to do in Berlin, I'm ready to nix many of them.

Thrilled to announce that I had an excellent cherry donut at the Iowa City farmers market

Delighted to join this party. Production value is bananas. Bravo friends.

if reviewer 2 evaluated publications by bit rate would that change how we view reviewer 2?

i will block anyone who posts linkedin

Game on or game over?

The older I get, the more I realize I’m reviewer 2

Perhaps we should show him the light.

howdy 🤠

Kwenching thirst since 2004

To paraphrase Tropic of Thunder: Everybody knows you never go full sphincter

It's ok Claude recommended my paper to be accepted.

I'm having a hard time singling out one post or poster to mock from LinkedIn. It's like all academics have had their consciousness uploaded to the cloud and have agentic versions of themselves on LinkedIn posting homogenized career milestone slop. Is anyone else here having the same problem?

The grass is always greener in other people's labs. After every invited seminar, I like to unwind with some farming, harvesting, or landscaping.

Not that these guys need help keeping Austin weird but -

Hello everyone! Happy to be here!