Humbled to announce: a place to be funny again.

Just got back from a conference, where someone alerted me to the fact that I was being sealioned IRL. I had missed the very early days of twitter, and hence this reference. As we prepare to launch a new era in social media, it is good to remember history and avoid repeating it.

Love this!

After years of hard work, countless setbacks, and no absolutely no peer review, I am humbled to announce my groundbreaking development in neurofashion. Tracksuits coming soon…

I thought there was no need for more social media, well I stand corrected.

When reviewer 2 asked to redo the entire work on a different dataset that doesn’t exist

Hey Steph, bring some of that innovative action over the big 4nix

I tried to be funny on LinkedIn. Once. Signed up as Fish Slapping-Dance, with the byline #KrilledtoAnnounce. Was kicked off and blocked for 12 months. Finally a place that accepts me.

ELLOOO THEREEEE

Thrilled to announce that I had an excellent cherry donut at the Iowa City farmers market

Dear nixers, I'm in Berlin and would happy to catch up with anyone in the area over the weekend. If you have ideas of what to do in Berlin, I'm ready to nix many of them.

if reviewer 2 evaluated publications by bit rate would that change how we view reviewer 2?

The older I get, the more I realize I’m reviewer 2

Delighted to join this party. Production value is bananas. Bravo friends.

i will block anyone who posts linkedin

Perhaps we should show him the light.

Game on or game over?

howdy 🤠

Kwenching thirst since 2004

To paraphrase Tropic of Thunder: Everybody knows you never go full sphincter

It's ok Claude recommended my paper to be accepted.

The grass is always greener in other people's labs. After every invited seminar, I like to unwind with some farming, harvesting, or landscaping.

I'm having a hard time singling out one post or poster to mock from LinkedIn. It's like all academics have had their consciousness uploaded to the cloud and have agentic versions of themselves on LinkedIn posting homogenized career milestone slop. Is anyone else here having the same problem?

Not that these guys need help keeping Austin weird but -

Hello everyone! Happy to be here!